Okay, so it's not Tarsh, then what is it?!! Short answer: Microsoft AND Bethesda. DZ summoned 20 Heiskrs in DC and ran around like crazy. It's kinda cute you think DC and DC:V are the cause of your crashes. You totally got this in the bag!ĪND THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODES AND YOU GO CRYING AND SCREAMING TO THE FORUMS AND THEN YOU FIND TARSHANA AND TELL HER DIVINE CITIES CAUSES YOU TO CRASH. Later on you're gonna marry that Serana, you got the bitchin face textures, beer nearby. You don't need to stinkin' alternate start! You're hardcore! You can ride through a milkdrinking cart ride! Oh yeah! You got all the good sexy feel good mods.

You read a convoluted LO out there and you totally know where the mods go. You download all the mods with the most favourites and stars because those are obviously the litmus for what's ‘good' out there. Is 'oh my god Skyrim can be modded on console!' and bought into the lie that somehow modding on console was going to be just like a PC because 'we use PC video cards in our console!'Īnd you bring that bad boy home, film the unwrapping, call your buddies, pop in all the cables, toss out your old console, listening to the HOO RAH shout of the opening Skyrim screen. And the only thing you probably bought it for All the marketing schemes and promise of 'HD', whistles, bells and hey, probably wipes yer arse, too.

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